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Tonight I think I set a record for how many stupid things I can say, and have them twisted around to be dirty by a truck driver.

The worst one... I was opening up my register right as one of the drivers walked up, without thinking I said, "I opened just for you" he looked at me, raised his eyebrows and it took me another 10 or 15 secs to realize what exactly that came out like. So then I'm sure you can imagine... I blushed. And the guy says "whoa I have never seen anyone get so red!! I think she might explode!" Yea. thanks, thanks a lot.

At another point there were these 2 Canadian guys, he wanted a cash advance, he asked he how much I would like of it. I told him I would love to take it all. But I would feel guilty. And then the guy goes oh so you don't want money? And I said "No of course not!" and the guy looks to Mennis and asks, are you her pimp? LOL the guy kept coming back in and trying to make deals with Mennis for my "services" Dennis kept saying that he was offering too much! What a nice guy lol.

Oh and then the other embarrassing part was when a gentleman, early 3o's was buying a beer. I asked for his ID and he was shocked I needed to see it. He says I don't know if I have one... I have my library card. I said well that doesn't help. I have a library card and I cant buy beer! So he goes, "no you don't get it, its a library card for a sex library, maybe you could borrow it sometime...!" LOL wow

Other then that. Apparently I am a prude. I kinda take offence to that. I guess by not acting outlandish and sexual at work this makes me a prude. I'm sorry.