Russia Maffia

Fa1 brought to my attention today that the Russia Maffia has strict directions to fall in love with me.

It appears that all Russians have a 'thing' for me today. Moms favorite Russian, Alex (my squirrel man) and these two Russian guys that were in today. They have a thing for me. Here is how the conspiracy goes (according to Fa1). Moms favorite Russian told everyone at a local maffia meeting to fall in love with me in which I will fall in love with moms favorite Russian....

I know...weirder things have happened.