I better not go to Russia

I don't know what it is about me, something...odd. I attract Russians. Moms favorite banker, and now Alex.

At work the other night, I was with all the guys. Which usually I am with all the guys. But that's not a bad thing, they treat me like their little girl, they are very protective. Well this guy came in, was walking around the store, just shopping. He needed help getting something off one of the shelves that we keep locked. So there we were, me and Alex squatting on the ground, me trying to reach something for him and he looks right down my top! I see him look so I stand up so he cant see anymore. Finally he decides that he deosent want it. SO I put it back and went back to the counter. Walking past, my fav Janitor I say wow I don't feel violated at all! I told the guys what had happened and we decided that I wouldn't help that guy anymore. Well then Alex needed something else, and everyone was busy. So I had to help him again. This time I didn't give him the opportunity to see anything lol. The night goes on, he is still there shopping. Lah de dah. He goes to the joining restaurant, I see him watching me. Now I am getting a little freaked out. He comes back to do some more shopping. And he is buying this stuffed squirrel and something else. I said jokingly, hey where's my present?! He looks at me and he says "this is your present, I buy for you" LOL! I'm all like no you don't have to do that, I was just teasing, you don't have to do that. But he was just all about me having his squirrel. So I take it, and we decide to name it Alex, after my 'lover' lol.

He keeps shopping. And now all the guys are making fun of me, teasing me about how now I will have to go out to his truck with him... bla bla bla.

So Alex comes up to my counter and says (by the way he doesn't speak very good English) "uh Amanda, you have something.... (points to his chest)" I look down, I don't see anything, I am like where? where? I don't see anything. He tells me to lean forward (like and idiot I do, I know I know I shouldn't. I know pls trust me I know I am stupid) so I lean forward, he goes to grab it, then tricks me and grabs my nose! Thank god he didn't go through with touching something else! So we are all laughing, the guys are really laughing cause they know that guy had the perfect opportunity to score some garbage lol. Next thing I know he says my name again. So I look over at him and he grabs a lighter and starts sucking fire into his mouth! It was the coolest thing I have ever seen!!!! So now all the guys love him, and I am laughing now at them cause they are mesmerized.

The night goes on, we all decide that I will get an escort out to my car. So The night is over, I am all done and I am about to leave, I say goodnight to the night crew, say goodnight to our security guard. then I see Alex. Now he has been in the store for about 4 or 5 hours, and he has spent about $400. all at separate times. I say goodnight to Alex, thank him for my squirrel and I leave. The man was going to cry. No joke! He was ready to cry, his eyes for red and slightly watery. So I am standing out side waiting for my escorts to finish their cigs, and Alex comes walking out, says goodnight to everyone and heads to his truck. Poor little guy, I felt so bad, I hardly gave him the time of day. And it was so clear that he liked me. I broke his heart. I feel so bad! I have never broken someones heart before.